in the norwegian version of the original Team Rocket motto James says “surrender now or we’ll punch you in the face” and i find that amazing
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
*applies mascara to leg hair* yes, much more definition and volume
The gods know what you’ve done.
this is the funniest shit i’ve seen for like 3 years
Women’s Day has been extended until forever because Women are great and why aren’t we always celebrating them